notfrancienolan

notfrancienolan:

ginger-pixie:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

 faig ahmeds Embroidered Art 

When you think of traditional carpets from Azerbaijan, the thought of contemporary art does not quickly spring to mind… but these beautiful, and modern works will change that. Faiq Ahmed, a native of the Eurasian nation, has taken his countries old-school art form and brought it beautifully into the current era, deconstructing the ancient process of weaving and adapting it to todays contemporary art forms.

omg omg omg

Ooooh

asukaskerian

Anonymous asked:

Pale or flush Gamkar?

splickedylit answered:

i beG YOUR PARDON BUT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

YOU MENTION FLUSH GAMKAR TO ME ON THIS, THE DAY OF MY PALE OTP’S WEDDING.

PALE, ANON, PALEST OF THE MOST PALE GODDAMN PALE PAIRINGS THAT EVER SHOOSHED INDISCREETLY AND MADE EVERYBODY UNCOMFORTABLE PALE LIKE DIAMONDS AND STARS AND SAND AND VERY FREAKING PALE THINGS  OR METAPHORICAL BONES THAT HAVE BEEN BAKED SO LONG IN THE METAPHORICAL SUN OF VERY REAL EMOTIONAL AND ROMANTIC TURMOIL AND MUTUAL BALANCE AND NEED THAT THEY’VE BASICALLY TURNED EVEN PALER THAN REGULAR BONES THAT WERE ALREADY SUPER PALE 

DO Y OU EVERN UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD TAKE AWAY All those other quadrants

just go

leave mehere to write face-touches and tiny kisses and screaming matches that end in hugs and cuddling and talking about feelings even when it hurts so bad both of you are crying and a mutant pariah and a touch-starved orphan not knowing how to touch each other and the constant need for reassurance and mutual affection and balance and calming and the reminder tha a voice in yoru head isn’t a reason to do something and hair-petting and height difference and egregiously intimate and romantic nonsexual EVERYTHING die

eileenlufkin

thefandomtolllbooth:

antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

eileenlufkin

Anonymous asked:

Where is the good Harry Potter fanfiction hiding? The amazing, well written, fluffy stuff with great characters and moments? I know it must be out there somewhere on ao3 but whenever I try to venture in I can only find... weird, weird stuff. Any help would be greatly appreciated :) You are one of my fave fanfic authors so I figured I would give asking you a go x

kellifer-k answered:

I’m so sorry - I don’t think I’ve ever read a purely HP fic (and I’m assuming fusions wouldn’t count although I’ve read a few fantastic ones!)

All I can do is point you at a reccer I follow for TW who also recs HP and that might give you a starting point/some good fics you haven’t read: blue_meridian.

shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit:

themoonbar:

sophia-helix:

katiegeeks:

Oh. This kind of question makes me so sad. Because it reminds me that there is a whole generation of fandom out there that probably doesn’t know about the wonder of Polyamorous Recs. Run by Nestra  and Shrift, this is where you’ll find better-than-solid recs for all the classics of mid-to-late 90s and early 2000s fandom. HP, Due South, The Sentinel,  Buffy & Angel, Sports Night, Highlander, Smallville, and then tons of newer stuff and smaller fandoms too.

Sure, some links are dead now, but my god, it was LIFE BLOOD for the multi-fannish reader looking for fic “back in the day.”  They’ve got 200+ HP fics recced, and those will give you a foundations of authors you might like and be able to find more of on AO3 and links to non-AO3 sites with more solid HP fic.

AO3 is amazing, and searching with a Kudos or bookmarks cut-off can yield great results in pretty much any fandom. But it’s not always going to be where to find the best fic for fandoms that preceded its existence. Even a lot of folks who are still active in fandom and have AO3 accounts still haven’t migrated all their older fic over for whatever reason. (God knows I haven’t.)

Polyamorous Recs: for your older fandom surfing pleasure (and still updating).

Cosigned. Shrift and Nestra are great (and omg I’ve known them over 10 years now).

Also, that I have lived to see a day when people COULD NOT EASILY FIND DECENT FLUFFY HP FIC. *weeps* I am so old, I swear circa 2005 that’s all there was on the entire internet, reams of 250k+ fic in all possible pairings.

(Victoria P/musesfool/cacchieressa also has a very long running and still maintained recs site)

Yes, this. A million times this.  At least once a month, I still dig into Poly Recs to read my favorite old gems from West Wing, Farscape, Alias, etc. And the misc section is truly a treasure trove. 

Aww, you guys.

For those who don’t know, Nestra and I co-run Polyamorous Recs, which is somewhere around 13 years old and would be celebrating its coming of age if it were a human, so in internet years, it’s an ancient obelisk.

We still update it and fix broken links wherever possible to combat the heat death of the universe. There’s only two of us, so we can’t cover every fandom, but we do get around. And it’s worth attempting to recruit one of us into your fandom if you’re looking for fic to read because we’re still pretty skilled at turning over the internet and shaking it until good stories drop out of its pockets… and also skilled at complaining bitterly when the only thing that drops out is a lint-covered Life Savers in banana flavor.

tecmessa
vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.